Holy Toast

Price: £3.99

In the beginning... there was bread. Later there was toast and things got a lot more interesting.

If your life has been sadly lacking in visions, apparitions and saint-making miracles, don't forget, deities are supposed to help those who help themselves.

Get yourself off to a flying start with Holy Toast. Stamp your bread, pop it in the toaster and when it pops, behold the vision of the Virgin Mary outlined on your daily bread. Holy Toast!